Pussy Photo Op. For Paris

"I just wanna look hot, m'kay!"

Heiress socialite, Paris Hilton is all geared up for her stint in jail next Monday.

Sources report that Paris is gunning to maximise the PR for her stay in prison, where she will keep a journal she intends to pimp out for over $1 million (£500, 000+).

The Trash Heap... reported earlier in the week that Paris was starting a Jail PR campaign, but we hadn't quite anticipated the extent to which the "It Gal" would go.

Insiders report that not only has Paris decided to try and pull off a Naomi Campbell by ensuring her stylists get her A+ photo ready for her prison arrival, but she intends to use a kitten to pull on heart strings.

A source reports, "Paris is considering a staged photo op. next Monday to garner sympathy from the public."

Allegedly, one idea is for her to be seen handing over a cute Kitten to sister Nicky for custody, all the while Paris intends to show tears at the heartache the separation is causing her. She wants to ensure maximum effect.

"Attention seeker? Moi!?"

Hmm, cynical much?

Paris' Jail PR

"They have, like, room service... Right?"

Never one to miss a PR opportunity in the making, heiress and full time 'sleb circuit "It Gal", Paris Hilton is said to have hand picked her cell mate for her pending jail term.

Officials at the prison where Paris will do hard labour have been issued with a series of protocols and legal documents to sign be her "people".

Details include "when and how" things should be done for Paris. Additionally, a full scale search of the jail is already underway to seek out any hidden cameras or electronic devices that may be used to exploit Paris' prison stay. It seems no one is exploiting her stay more than Paris herself.

Legal documents have been issued to all prison staff dictating that anyone who takes a photo of Paris in her prison get up will be fired.

The final cherry on the cake comes with an insistence that Paris be buddied up with a cell mate who is also doing time
"I'm gonna give all you jail ho's a manicure!"

for wreckless driving. Her people are keen for Paris to be seen as learning some valuable life lessons from someone in a similar predicament, but without the billion dollar heiress fortune or privileged up bringing.

You gotta hand it to Paris. Girl knows how to turn shit into gold.