Young Girl Divorces Father Figure

"Keep your money, you Ginger Whinger!"

Fave couple Chris Evans and Billie Piper have finally been granted a divorce, 3 years after having separated.

Popular actress, Piper (25) was 17 years Evans' junior when they first wed.

Media mogul, Evans famously seduced Piper by buying her a Ferrari filled with red rose petals, despite the fact that she could not drive at the time.

The couple met on Evans' now defunct show, TFI Friday in 2001 and married only 5 months later in Vegas at a whopping cost of just £250.

Many sceptics believed their marriage would fail (and they were right!!!), but it has been clear to see these two had a very good relationship up until their separation in 2004. Even now, Chris and Billie are seen to be very close friends.

Billie feels so much affection for her estranged hubby that she's even declare she won't pursue a claim for any money or possessions during their marriage.

Evans is thought to be worth almost £100 million, but Billie was never in it for the money. We suspect she needed a father figure at the time, but hey, who knows!?

Piper is a two times BAFTA award winning actress, and is most famous for her role as Rose Tyler in Doctor Who alongside Christopher Eccleston and now David Tennant. Piper left the series last year in an emotional storyline. She has since gone on to star in acclaimed dramas, "Jane Austin's 'Mansfield Park'" and the Phillip Pullman adaptation, "The Ruby In The Smoke".

Evans is currently riding high with his popular BBC Radio 2 show for which he has won 2 Sony Awards, but hey, let's face it - he hardly needs the work with the dosh he's got in the bank.

We at The Trash Heap... wish Billie and Chris all the best for their future and hope they have a speedy divorce.