Paris' Jail PR

"They have, like, room service... Right?"

Never one to miss a PR opportunity in the making, heiress and full time 'sleb circuit "It Gal", Paris Hilton is said to have hand picked her cell mate for her pending jail term.

Officials at the prison where Paris will do hard labour have been issued with a series of protocols and legal documents to sign be her "people".

Details include "when and how" things should be done for Paris. Additionally, a full scale search of the jail is already underway to seek out any hidden cameras or electronic devices that may be used to exploit Paris' prison stay. It seems no one is exploiting her stay more than Paris herself.

Legal documents have been issued to all prison staff dictating that anyone who takes a photo of Paris in her prison get up will be fired.

The final cherry on the cake comes with an insistence that Paris be buddied up with a cell mate who is also doing time
"I'm gonna give all you jail ho's a manicure!"

for wreckless driving. Her people are keen for Paris to be seen as learning some valuable life lessons from someone in a similar predicament, but without the billion dollar heiress fortune or privileged up bringing.

You gotta hand it to Paris. Girl knows how to turn shit into gold.