Ozzy's Gender Confusion
"Where the fuck am I, maaaan?"
Bless Ozzy Osbourne. We always knew he was two sheets to the wind and then some..., but he's excelled himself recently.
Upon hearing of wife, Sharon's new co-host, Dannii Minogue on this years up and coming X-factor, Ozzy proclaimed, "Danny? I've never heard of him. Is he Kylie's Dad?"
Aaaaw, well no Ozzy he's not Kylie's Dad. He is in fact a she and is Kylie's lil' sis, spelt D-a-n-n-i-i!
We miss Ozzy and his fly on the wall family documentary series. I say bring it back!
(lft)"Dannii Minogue: She-male?"
1 comment:
Way-hay Ozzy! He's not so far off the mark. If Danni didn't have so much botox she'd have a face like a sagging ol' fella.
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