Sex Toy Is Da Bomb!

"Watch out. I'll make you explode!"

After hearing a buzzing noise coming from a package, Post Office staff in Cheshire decided to treat the matter as suspicious and call in the Bomb Squad.

Upon carrying out a controlled detonation, Bomb Squad experts discovered the potentially explosive package contained nothing but chocolate buttons and a rather large vibrator.

Mansfield Road, near the Cheshire Post Office was closed for over an hour while specialists did their work.

A police spokesperson said, "Officers had no way of knowing what was inside the package, but it gave us a giggle."

I wonder if the earth moved for our Post Office workers at the time?