Beth Ditto's Unlikely Pair(ing)

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Beth Ditto, lead singer of punk band Gossip has not only revealed her birthday suit to this week's NME, but also her love of model (and full time skank-bag) Kate Moss.

Ditto, who poses fully nude on the cover of the latest NME edition professes that Moss is, "amazing".

Beth said, "Kate is amazing. I spent one night talking to her and she just said the most amazing things about bodies. At first I didn't think I was going to like her, but she just turned up to one of our shows and said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? I hate it when people tell my big girlfriends, 'You have a beautiful face...' ....That's a really radical concept," concludes Ditto.

We at The Trash Heap.... *heart* Beth Ditto, but we can't help but feel she's selling herself a little short, and over egging the pudding as far as Moss is concerned. To me, Kate Moss making the kind of statement she did just smacks of a ploy to get the Gossip singer on side. After all, Kate is a veteran of the most shallow, fickle industry in the world; fashion. Surely she knows how to talk the talk when she wants someone on side?

After all, you'd never want to make an enemy of Beth Ditto.