Official: Lo' Ho' Hits Rehab!

"I just can't help myself! Hmmmm, yummy!"

In the last few minutes a representative for Hollywood Skank-basket and part-time actress/pop singer, Lindsay Lohan has issued our friends at TMZ with the following statement....

"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

About fucking time, if you ask us! The Lo' Ho' has been spiralling out of control for months now, second only to Britney's train wreck of a life.

We do wish Linds all the best etc...etc.... *wank* *wank*, but we have a feeling here at The Trash Heap... that this story has many more legs in it yet. After all, there's the obligatory successful completion of rehab only to relapse etc... We await further carnage to fulfill our sad, pathetic loser lives.

"Hey kids, got coke?"