Surviving Cancer: So Boring!

"Will I ever have fun again?"

Who'd have thought that after her two year cancer battle, Kylie would celebrate her 39th Birthday on Monday by doing piss-flaps all!?

The Trash Heap... confident, Perez Hilton revealed that ar' Kylie chose to spend this milestone day at her home in rainy London, locked away from the outside world.

We at The Trash Heap... had notions that the perpetual Princess of Pop and part time spinster would have at least called up lesser fabulous, lesser rich and lesser internationally successful younger sis, Dannii for a girly botox par-tay. Alas, we were wrong!

Kylie, live a little luv. It may have been a grey day in Londinium, but with your wads of cash we thought you'd have at least been creative and jetted off to sunnier climbs.

After surviving breast cancer, we rather hoped Kylie would be showing a little more gusto for life.

Cheer up, luv.





"I'm alive. I'm bored."