Thursday, May 31, 2007

Shirley's Best Wishes For Lo' Ho'

"Get better soon bitch, or else!"

Veteran actress, Shirley MacLaine has just issued a joint statement with producer, Rob Hickman regarding the Lo' Ho's stint in rehab.

Linds was due to start filming the movie, "Poor Things" this week, also starring MacLaine.

Due to her admittance to the Promises Rehabilitation Centre in Malibu, California on Tuesday a shadow had been cast over whether or not La Lohan could partake in the filming.

"I'm tellin' yo bi'atch. If you don't get better I'll whoop yo' ass!"




After reading the statement by MacLaine and Hickman, all seems well and set for Lo' Ho' to commence work on the project, albeit after her 30 day rehab detention.

The statement reads, "In the spirit of helping Lindsay Lohan and her rehabilitation, we have been asked by Lindsay to comply with her wishes to continue working on "Poor Things." We are trying to rearrange the shooting schedule to facilitate her working at the end of the shoot to coincide with the completion of her rehabilitation. We wish her love and the blending of mind, body and spirit."

Ah, bless. Can you feel the love?





"Must sleep. So tired... Hey, got coke!?!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shirly Maclaine needs lohan. She's not had a hit in years. She needs to ride lo'ho's ass for the success. That's why she's being so nice to her.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha! Love that photo of Shirl! Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I heard she HAS to attend her own Birthday party because of some contract she sign. Poor bitch gonna lose it that night.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe Lo' Ho's skid marks from accident have become a tourist attraction.