WAG Shocker: Coleen Makes Child Cry! (sort of)

"Ar, 'Ay-'ay! Caaaalm Down! Caaalm Down!"

Princess WAG, scouser Coleen McLoughlin has just been spotted by an avid The Trash Heap... reader in Manchester (UK), doing a bit of shopping of all things! *gasp!*


I know! We could hardly believe it either. Coleen. Shopping. Like that's a rare occurrence!

Our spy explained, "I saw her surrounded by a mob of minders and body guards. She's obviously not the girl-next-door she was, because there was a little girl wanting to get her autograph and one of Coleen's minders refused to let her through. The child began to cry."


While making children cry is a disgusting past time to be involved in, we were more dismayed at the choice of establishment Coleen was spotted in. This was certainly no high-end King Street boutique.

Our source continues, "She was in TopShop sifting through the end of line collection. She seemed really made up to have found a few things that she could squeeze into."
"Let's all go to the 5 & Dime!"


Well, we never had Coleen down as a diva refusing to sign autographs, especially for small children. We also never had her down as a low-budget gal. Sure, she advertises George for Wal-mart chain, ASDA, but we didn't for one minute believe she actually wears the stuff.

It just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the estate, but you can't take the estate out of the girl.


As for the child crying thing, we'll be generous. We know only too well it was the minder's fault. Our source added, "Coleen seemed oblivious to the child's screams. She couldn't really see beyond her own nose because she was so protected by her entourage."


Ignorant to the plight of a screaming child!?! Shopping in the bargain section of a bargain store!?! What has the world come to?


Maybe she needs to tap Wayne for some extra spends in future, and possibly she should start watching Jeremy Kyle a bit more. You know, so she can up her empathy skills a little.