Mika Stalked By Hilton!

#"Everybody's gonna love this gay!"#

We at The Trash Heap... have been following what can only be described as obsessive behaviour in the form of renowned 'sleb blogger, Perez Hilton.

Hilton, famously known for lampooning celebratards on his daily blog (he's our hero and inspiration!) has been plugging popster, Mika on his blog for some months now. However, it appears Hilton is trying to plug Mika in more ways than one!

Hilton's readership seem to not care for Mika the way Perez does. In fact, they are down right vile about him. Comments such as, "He looks really retarded, and extremely unattractive", along with "Skinny nerd...singing bad falsetto" is just a snippet of the regular tirade aimed at Mika by Hilton fans.

All this venom from his readers, yet Perez continues to plug and plug and plug Mika. We have to ask, what's the deal?

Rumours are rife surrounding Mika's sexuality. Many believe the UK singer to be gay. Hilton has never hidden his own sexuality. A self professed out and proud latino, we suspect Perez has the hots for Mika.

We know the two have definitely met. One can only wonder how hot things got when they got down and dirrtty in the mosh pit of luuuurve!

You go for it Perez. We just wanna see you happy. Like Britney. *cough*