Britters: The Embodiment Of Etiquette

"Hee-hee. I'm gonna blow chunks any minute now guys! Wanna watch?"


Oh good Lord! Just when we thought our favorite train wreck was back on track, turns out she's derailed AGAIN!

Reports have just been published of the disturbed miming singer chundering violently in an LA Hotel toilet this past weekend.

Despite what appeared to be a message of healing posted on her website this week, it seems Britters is back to her pre-rehab ways. She was found by a cleaner, slumped over the toilet of exclusive LA spot, Sky Bar with sick all over her bottle blonde wig extensions.

The cleaner reports, "She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the (toilet) bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress, all in her hair and around her mouth."

Hotel staff carried the intoxicated tragedy outside (what, to dump her in the gutter!?), where she was
"Wow! Check out my sexeth bingo wings!"

heard mumbling, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Things aren't going well for me at the moment." You ain't kidding there, hey Brit!

Britters was begging her body guard to take her home as she lay in the gutter. An eyewitness reports, "She had make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off."

Oh Britney! And to think, we were contemplating on publishing an article that announced you as the "Saint of the Brat Pack". We had a chart run down planned and everything. *tsk* Go to the back of the class!