Friday, June 01, 2007

Posh Walks Out On NBC: THE REAL TRUTH!

"It was my get out of jail free card, m'kay!?"


Sources at NBC, the network behind Posh's £10 million reality TV series she walked out on earlier today, say that all Vicki is doing is trying to save face in the midst of a pending PR disaster.


NBC executives are allegedly "very nervous" about the pending show, citing recent media coverage that is less than complimentary towards the ex-Spice Girl. They are worried the American public just won't like her. Additionally, all of her 'sleb friends are refusing to appear on camera with her, making each episode a bit, er... "dull".


Anticipating the reality projecting being dumped and shelved, Posh is using hen-pecked hubby, David Beckham's return match for England this week as an excuse to walk. A simple case of jumping before being pushed, we think.


By making out Venereal is doing it all for her man and family, she not only comes up smelling of roses but she avoids the public embarrassment of her carefully planned career launch stateside falling down around her.


We bet Jordan's laughing her sizable tits off at this. In contrast, she and pop-flop hubby, Peter Andre are doing rather well in the US.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Her true colors revealed! ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

"nervous"? Hahahaha! They are right to be nervouse because the American public DOES NOT like her at all!

Anonymous said...

LOVE Jordan & Peter! So, SO funny to watch. She comes over as much more genuine as Posh, and Peter is a loon! Love it.

Jonne Austin said...

Hey what's up TrashHeap! I didn't even KNOW about this. I must admit I wanted to see her show JUST for her fine as hell husband (so tasty these british men) but not her. Wow...I'm sure they'll try again??

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