Pussy Photo Op. For Paris

"I just wanna look hot, m'kay!"

Heiress socialite, Paris Hilton is all geared up for her stint in jail next Monday.

Sources report that Paris is gunning to maximise the PR for her stay in prison, where she will keep a journal she intends to pimp out for over $1 million (£500, 000+).

The Trash Heap... reported earlier in the week that Paris was starting a Jail PR campaign, but we hadn't quite anticipated the extent to which the "It Gal" would go.

Insiders report that not only has Paris decided to try and pull off a Naomi Campbell by ensuring her stylists get her A+ photo ready for her prison arrival, but she intends to use a kitten to pull on heart strings.

A source reports, "Paris is considering a staged photo op. next Monday to garner sympathy from the public."

Allegedly, one idea is for her to be seen handing over a cute Kitten to sister Nicky for custody, all the while Paris intends to show tears at the heartache the separation is causing her. She wants to ensure maximum effect.

"Attention seeker? Moi!?"

Hmm, cynical much?