Lo' Ho' To Serve Time

"If I Show You My Fun Bags, Will You Buy Me (a) Coke?"

Celebratard, uninsurable actress, washed up pop flop, all round skank. These are just some of the words used to describe the woman fast becoming everyone's favorite train wreck after Britney.

Yes, Lindsay Lohan, or Lo' Ho' as we at The Trash Heap.. affectionately know her by, may be facing time in the Big House thanks to her recent drugs bust.

Police recovered a "usable amount" of cocaine from her car after she had an accident in Beverly Hills on Saturday.

Police tracked Linds to a local hospital following her crash, where she was receiving treatment for minor chest injuries. She was arrested.

"An illegal amount of narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked, " said Police Lt. Mitch McCann.
"No one can top *my* fun bags!"

Should Lohan be found guilty of possessing cocaine she may face up to 12 months in prison, speculators say.

Lohan's recent spate of wild behavior in and around Hollywood have led many industry insiders to feel her acting career is all but over. Drunk driving, drug usage, anti-social behavior are making film studios nervous about insuring her. If she can't get insured on a film, she can't work.


Her recent flop, Georgia Rule, co-starring acting veteran Jane Fonda has been a massive flop state-side. This does not help her employability and acting stock one bit.

Personally, I love a good train wreck, sick fuck that I am. Let her have it is what I say. OK, she may only be on the cusp of 21 but bi'atch needs to learn some life lessons.

"Do I make you horny, baby?"