Fat Bastard Eats Own Foot: Big Brother Secret Revealed!

"Feed Me. I'm Hungry!"


Rotund Radio 1 Breakfast DJ, Chris Moyles this morning put his foot right in his mouth and then tried to chew it off when he gave away a Big Brother secret.


The oafish DJ had been given a secret VIP tour around the new Big Brother house prior to the launch of series 8, starting this Wednesday 30th May.


Full of his own self importance he was enjoying the attention of his acolytes and sycophantic Breakfast Team as he told them about his secret visit to the new house.


"I've seen the fridge. It's in the garden", he boasted as his entourage "aaahed" and "oooed" at the DJ, who has often been accused of being homophobic and misogynisitic.


Tubby Moyles then put his foot right in it when he said, "I tried to check out the downstairs, but they wouldn't let me...." The lager swilling DJ was not meant to reveal that the new Big Brother House has a downstairs, but he forgot himself as he adored the wide eyed attention of his possee.


There was a break in the talking and then Moyles swiftly tried to change the subject, but it was too late.


Channel 4 bosses are refusing to comment at this time. Needless to say it's all good publicity for the new show, which is in dyer need of a revamp after last years Freak Show snooze-fest.