Eh-Oh! Queer Teletubby Bashing Surges in Poland!

Has Anyone Seen My Pussy?

Well, it appears tolerance and (dare we say it!?) acceptance (*gasp!*) are not so forthcoming in the former Nazi occupied Poland. Or at least that's how it seems when we look to senior Polish official, Ewa Sowinska for guidance. Sow (as we'll lovingly crown her) is the the country's spokesperson for Children's Rights, and she has ordered psychologists to investigate as to whether or not the BBC's Teletubbies programme promotes a homosexual lifestyle. How simply faaaag-ulous of her!

Sow went and singled out handbag loving Tinky Winky (pictured, holding back the tears of discrimination), stating, "I noticed he was carrying a woman's handbag.... At first, I didn't realise he was a boy." Wow. Did she like, you know, take Gender Studies at Uni or something? Huh-huh. Huh-huh. Huhuhuhuh.

Tinky Winky, no stranger to homosexualist slurs and abuse in the British press declined to comment directly at this present time. However, a spokesperson for the Teletubbies did issues the following statement:

"Eh-oh!"

Nice.

Open minded as ever, Sow merely represents the Polish administration as a whole in the eyes of the EU, who have openly criticised Poland's government policy towards homosexuals. Authorities have recently initiated a series of moves to outlaw (and potentially sack) any teacher found to be "promoting" homosexuality.

Yaaaawn! This is all so 30 years ago! Still, not so long ago was Section 28 (the UK legislation introduced by Iron Hag, Maggie Thatcher) abolished. However, it seems Poland has some way to go before they reach such enlightenment, especially if they're just at the point of bringing in the legislation (it took 20+ years to abolish it in England!!!!).

Further EU pressure was mounted on Poland last month when the union singled out the Catholic nation for criticism in condemning homophobia in the 27 member bloc. You go EU! You whip their bad ass! Woo! Yeh! You like it like that, don't 'cha bi'atch!

Bless the EU. So effective. Just look at Iraq.